Another morning, another busy day.
As usual LightNovel market street was crowded.
Housewives, students, even maids(?) can be seen walking around buying groceries and other stuffs.
One of the groceries on the corner finally opened and the owner yelled with vigour to attract buyers.
“WELCOME!!! WELCOME!!!NANODESU GROCERIES IS HERE FOR YOU. FRESH AND HIGH QUALITY VEGETABLES ALONG WITH MANY OTHER DAILY GOODS!!! CHEAP PRIZES EVERYDAY TOO!!!”
The owner was a young Asian man in his mid twenties. His loud voice and his appearance attracted a lot of eyes.
( I mean, please… Who wears a lab coat with hanyuu imprinted on the back in the middle of a market street? Moreover, a grocery shop owner!)
Then a high school girl approached him.
“Oh, good morning miss Stella! What are you looking for today? How about this? We got good bananas and cucumbers ehehehe… I’m sure the size and texture would fit your needs…”
Then she turned back and left the store.
“But…Why…? The bananas and cucumbers are very fresh…I don’t understand, she usually buy fruits and veggies just fine….”
And then a teenager in a sloppy manner approached the store.
He wore black T-shirt and ripped jeans and his hair was dyed dark brown.
Nano ,” Hey there mister want a banana? It’s still fresh and just come to the market!”
Nurin looked around before finally looked directly at Nano,” Hmmmm nice banana you got there.”
“Yeah, you like it? Long and shiny right? It’s the very best quality!”
“Yeah, it smells good too.”
“You want it? Its not that expensive! I would even give you a special discount!”
Nurin finally smiled, “Good.I’ll take it.”
But Nano found his gaze a bit strange as he looked at Nano’s lower body not at the bananas hanged.
“Uh…dear customer, where are you looking?”
Nurin answered with a tilted head, “Huh? of course at the banana.”
“Why do you suddenly pulled a knife!?”
“To bring my banana home of course.”
“Your eyes…looks scary. Are you okay dear customer?”
Nurin kept looking at Nano’s lower body when he lunged forward.
“I! WANT! MY! BANANAAAAA!”
Nurin cut the rope holding the banana.
“……Thank you for buying sir. It’s 2$”
“Here, keep the change.”
Nurin left with a smile while carrying his bananas leaving the Nano who almost pissed himself.
Then a man came and looked around the goods.
Nano immediately straightened up and made a perfect business smile.
“Oh, welcome sir! You have good eyes! How do you like it? We have good carrot. You can juice it to make your eyesight even better!”
Then the man raised his face and looked straight at Nanodesuyo, the owner.
The man wore sunglasses and carried a walking stick, which he used to smack Nano.
“HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!”
Then he walked away. It seemed that the blind man was just attracted by the smell.
“Why…It seems lady luck’s not smiling today….”
Then this time a tall and thin high school boy came.
“Hmmm…. Nice watermelons you got here…..”
“Oh, of course they are good! Its ND market you’re talking about, we LOVE MELONS. Thought there are some heretics that like lolis! Hahahaha!”
“….you got a thing against loli?”
“OH, come on I’m not pedophiliac you know ….hmm…? I hate loli-”
Now Nano noticed that something’s not right, the tall boy was silent all the time. And the voice was… a girl’s ?!
Then Nano looked down to find an actual loli.
“JERK! Victor! Give him some colours!”
“Yes Liche-jou sama.”
Then Victor threw a tomato, a banana, and some grapes at the shop owner, painting him with colors.
The small girl then walked away angrily.
“….Sorry for that. Here’s the money for the things I threw.”
Victor placed some money and followed the loli girl.
Nano grew so frustrated. It was just not his day.
Then a figure could be seen arriving at the entrance.
“Excuse me sire, can I get some vegetables, I want to make some salad.”
Still angered, Nano shouted
“WHAT??! SALAD?! ****** SALAD?! GO EAT THOSE VEGETABLES OUTSIDE YOU ****** RETARD BITCH!!!MAKE YOUR OWN SALAD!!!! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I—–“
Then he stopped in the middle of the sentence to see a huge muscular police was standing there.
“I’ll take your advice and making a salad out of you.”
“Wait noooo! NOOOOOOO!!!”
A pitiful scream of someone getting pummeled could be heard somewhere in the corner of the market street.
TRANSLATOR’S NOTES :
Stellarroze is our beloved qoddess.
Liche is our residence Loli ojou.
Nurin is our mascot of delinquency.